THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
Oh dear god. Justin Bieber was in Holland yesterday. He went to the Anne Frank house and you want to know what he wrote into the guestbook?
”Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:
If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
are you satan
Yes
whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:”
i just
seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
