urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

protojammed:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold so readers understand what the hell is going on.

“What the hell are they talking abo- oh.”

lolfunniest:

Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like